Alferd Packer “Eat (like) a Local — We All Do” Ornaments (Style A & B)
Bring a little Lake City legend to your tree, the kind that makes locals grin and tourists do a double-take.
These custom laser-engraved ornaments feature Colorado’s most infamous backcountry “chef,” Alferd Packer, immortalized in two styles:
A: Bow Top Ornament
A festive twist on a very unfestive historical figure. Perfect for the local who loves a good inside joke with their holiday cheer.
B: Classic Round Ornament
Clean, bold, and ready to hang. Same dark humor, slightly less “cute” — ideal for those who prefer their decorations with a straight face and a questionable past.
Each ornament is engraved on 1/8" painted acrylic that'll last a lot longer than Packer’s… companions.
Lake City doesn’t just embrace its history — it laughs with it. These ornaments are a tongue-in-cheek nod to the wildest story ever to come out of Hinsdale County, and honestly? They look good on a tree and earn a double take.
Perfect for:
• Lake City locals
• History buffs with a sense of humor
• Anyone who’s ever joked about “the Alferd Packer diet plan”
• Gifting to friends who think your mountain town is quiet and normal (ha.)
Deck your halls the Lake City way — with a little sparkle and a little cannibal folklore.